Survive the cardboard economy.
$2,500 cash. $2,800 of debt. 30 days. Buy low, sell high, rip recklessly, grade bravely — and try to come out the other side a legend instead of a cautionary tale.
Every product, store, price, and event in this game is fictional. The in-game currency has no cash value. This is satire and entertainment, not investment advice.
Daily Challenge
Everyone plays the same seeded market today. One scored run per day. New challenge at UTC midnight.
Practice Run
A fresh random market every time. No pressure, no streaks — just reps for your flipping instincts.
How a run works
- Each day you're at one market. Buy and sell as much as stock, liquidity, and your cash allow.
- Traveling to another market ends the day — so does waiting where you are. You get 30 days.
- Events move prices. Restocks crash sealed. Trailers pump vintage. A guy who knows a guy sells tomorrow's news for $50.
- Rip, grade, repay. Sealed can be opened (the EV is bad — the serotonin is not). Raw hits can be graded. Your debt compounds daily.
- Day 30: judgment. Net worth, reputation, liquidity, and your choices decide which of 10 endings you earn.
On offer
Your inventory
Tip: travel also ends the day. Selling on NetMarket pays out tomorrow, minus fees.
Enjoyed the fake market? The real one has tools too: value your collection, run real grading math in Grade & Net, or check true resale profit with the Profit Calculator.